Oh Boy (s)

I just don't understand them....All of my friends boyfriends I can be completely friendly (not too friendly though) and nice when they're around. Heaven for bid though, this girl here EVER get another chance at this thing called a relationship.

Apparently over the years it's partly my fault that I hangout with older friends or simply my sister (not that she's plain and simple!) but now those friends are either engaged, married, pregnant, or what have you. Now come on!!!! Give me a shot, somebody!! Geeze...

So over the weekend I ran into an old "flame" we'll call him at the bar and yes my drunk ass went right up to him and said plain and simple "Let's hangout". I thought (my first mistake) that it'd be just fun to catch up with him, mainly because I thought he was really cute and it's wicked easy to have a conversation with. MY second mistake was exchanging numbers again and then third was being the first to "make a move" by texting him to get together. And for all the He's Just NOT That Into You fans..yea you can say the movie told me so any time now, I get it! Lesson learned.

This guy, despite his dashing good looks and physical features that meet the requirements, is a complete idiot when it comes to this technology thing. I mean it's just as easy for you to text me (and more chivalrous if you ask me) as it is for me to text you. And making your responses drawn out and making me wait days and needing to remind you to verify specifics is NOT how I date....So I hope you are thinking we ARE planning on meeting bright and early (8am per your request) tomorrow morning at the coffee place in town because I will be sound a sleep in my nice WARM BED while you wait!! :P Jerk Face

On another FANTASTIC note to this wonderful let down of a week it has been, a close friend who is usually so kind and understanding about me and the fact that I want to have another special person around, was a complete BITCH (sorry for the harsh language but you'll understand in a sec). Literally this girl is usually my BFF, but the other day UH!!

So she knows all about said man above and obviously my disappointment when he neglects to get back to me and still she chooses a day (after I've already waiting a day and a half for a respond from my let down) and informs me, that she and a guy SHE met at the bar are OFFICIALLY a facebook couple!!! ARE YOU DUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?!!?! my response, "Oh that's great! I'm so happy for you, you guys are so cute together!" cuz remember, she's supposed to be my BEST FRIEND! Needless to say I was feeling great after that news.

Some people though honestly.
Dear dude,
Get your sh*t together not for me, but just the future in general.
~F* off!

Dear "Best Friend",
Learn some manners, can't you see I'm already suffering on my on? I don't need your salt in MY wound!
Love YA!

Thank god for my other Real Best Friends and Sister for really listening to my pathetic bum this week and attempting to give me good advice that I am now listening to. Promise, I am!! I hope this guy goes and waits tomorrow because I promise to be the one to NOT answer any call or text resulting from him being stood up.